At The Troublemakers Disruption Tour launch night, there was one mystery guest whose name has been on everyone’s lips ever since.
Sean ‘Troublemaker’ Lambchop.
Who is this mystery man and why has he caused such a stir?
Recently I sat down with Sean in his first public appearance since his Sydney-society debut.
Q. Sean, it was wonderful to party with you at The Troublemakers Disruption Tour launch night, what brought you to our party?
A. Well Matt, your mate Julian kid-napped me. Kid – I’m a sheep! Get it!? Haha I crack me up. In all seriousness though, I was just kicking it on the farm, plotting my great escape. You see my mum, she loves me and wants what’s best for me and all, but I’m like f&%k that man, I’m here for a greater purpose. Then Julian came to visit, and I just knew I had to be there with ewe all.
Most sheep just go through life, following the herd, being pushed around by border collies who think they’re the sh1t but I don’t play like that, Matt. I feel it in every fiber of my wool, this passion to disrupt how people view sheep.
Q. You spent a lot of time with Julian, would you call him a mate?
A. Oh man, our car ride from the farm to Sydney was lit! We were trading stories the whole way, listening to some Beastie Boys, Lamb of God, Snoop Dogg, proper ill sh1t.
You know that Julian, oh man, he has stories bro!
Did you know he once threw a party in a church that had drag queens and people wearing garbage bags as dresses. A church! He threw a tasteless party in a mother-f%$#ing church to promote his new vodka! Can you believe that sh1t? It worked though man, that cat had the police called, the media couldn’t get enough. He created a storm. He had to go hide on his farm with his crew for a week! He said he felt a little sheepish after, but I don’t believe that f&%$er for a minute haha.
So yes, we are tight now, like brothers. When you make your great escape and break out in your life, you have to have a team. Julian and his crew are my team bro.
Q. You took a walk around Sydney Harbour, you’re such a troublemaker!
A. Well Matt you know, I like to get out there, meet people. Often on the farm, these other sheep will b1tch to me, they’ll be like ‘oh Sean I want more from my life’ but then they do f&%k all to change man! They just stay in the paddock. If I get an opportunity to go someplace new I say YES, the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. When you get out there and play a bigger game, people want to help you. Sure there are wolves, but you can’t live life worrying about others. Just do you.
We hit it pretty hard that day, going to the bridge, meeting wedding parties, checking out the sights. I had already smashed down two litres of milk, lactose-free cos I’m not some weird f&%k, so I was already pretty jagged up before the party! I had a nap before the Disruption Tour launch, all the ballers have a nap before showtime. Man, it’s super f*&%ing important to re-charge your batteries. If you don’t, you’ll blow up! And not like Kim K after her home movie you know what I’m saying?
Q. Did people think it was strange, a sheep walking around Sydney Harbour?
A. Not at all! Because I owned it. When you accept yourself and have the right mindset, you don’t even notice those hating-ass b1tches anyway.
You know what? And this is crazy as hell right.
I’m chilling by the bridge, and ery-one’s all like, ‘oh there’s a sheep, no big deal.’
Then some geekass punk puts up a drone and people are all up in his sh1t, asking him questions, watching footage. Hey f&^%ers, I’m a f%$#ing sheep, walking around Sydney-F^%$ing-Harbour, and you all over there looking at drone boy like he something special?
It’s fuel for my fire Matt. When people overlook me, try to pull the wool over my eyes, it motivates me, it drives me. I know the Troublemaker fam have got me, it’s all love in here.
Q. On the night it looked like you were getting a lot of attention there Sean!
A. What can I say? I’m a baaaaaad boy Matt, I like to party! And I’m not just in it for the sheep thrills, I’m all about building relationships. I made a lot of new connections, and we’re all holding each other to a higher standard now. It was amazing.
Q. What was your highlight of the Troublemakers Disruption Tour launch night?
A. Creating a disruption! We disrupted Sydney, and I met so many great people, ewe really do know how to put on an event.
Q. You have made your great escape and broken into life, what’s next for you Sean?
A. Well, I really want to get to The Troublemakers One-Day event this Saturday! I herd the venue said no animals, but f^%$ them, I’m not something they can label.
I really want to see you present on mindset and sales, and get disruptive marketing strategies from Julian that I can use every day to help more sheep to breakout. See you there!
Thank ewe Sean! Jules and I are also hoping Sean can make it on Saturday to our one-day Troublemakers Disruption Tour event. If you haven’t booked your free VIP ticket yet, we still have a small handful left, but you will need to be quick.
Until then, be troublesome.